Completely stupid U.S. Archeologists team up to uncover hidden secrets within the Egyptian desert. But what they discover is a lost pyramid that should have never been opened. The scariest part about The Pyramid was my sentience above describing the films plot. The rest of the plot slums down to cheap scares, horrendous acting (Ashley Hinshaw, Denis O’Hare, James Buckley, Amir K and Christa Nicola) and the wretched dialog. You can’t take anything seriously when watching this film, which is the exact opposite of what a horror film is supposed to do.
And if you thought that the falls pervious horror crap fest, Ouija, was bad wait until you see The Pyramid. Director Grégory Levasseur (screenwriter of Mirrors and The Hills Have Eyes, joy) fails to bring any direction to the film and curses the plot into complete hilarity. To make matters worst, The Pyramid tries to act like a found-footage film but every scene in the pyramid is so poorly lit you can’t see what the hell is going on. I could go on but this silly horror film is a waste of my time and yours. In the end, some secrets shouldn’t be uncovered including this film. Is it bad that halfway through the film I was wishing for Christian Bale to show up as Moses and send plagues to the entire cast?